"They tried to make me go to rehab, I said NO NO NO."
(warning, this is not a Peruvian)
So I'm thinking about starting a Rehabilitation Clinic for the Peruvians.
It will be full. I'm pretty sure 92% of Peruvians will benefit.
Most Americans probably don't know the sad statistics, but over 9 out of 10 Peruvians are addicted to their car horn.
BEEEEEP BEEEEEP BEEP BEEP BEEEEEEEEP!!!
LIFE IS SHORT, they honk.
If you happen to take more than point five seconds accelerating after a stop light, you will be repremanded.